Little Oddities in China on #UTC11

because when I am in Beijing, I want... California food because when I am in Beijing, I want... California food
don't be going and getting and rich people glasses for me don't be going and getting and rich people glasses for me
Perhaps success in life in the next few decades is learning Mandarin Perhaps success in life in the next few decades is learning Mandarin
Loved this sign on the high-speed train Loved this sign on the high-speed train
Pretty much the best McDonald's location you could imagine, heh? Pretty much the best McDonald's location you could imagine, heh?


best mcdonalds location in the world, china mcdonalds

Pretty much the best McDonald's location you could imagine, heh?

 

One of the things that I love about China is the slightly off English that you see in signs and hear from people. “Clinglish” or “Changlish” or whatever one calls it (similar to Spanglish, which was supposedly an actually good Adam Sandler movie, though I’ll never know),

China was one of the last stops on our crazy 30-day Ultimate Train Challenge. The folks at China Odyssey Tours we kind enough to sponsor us on this part of the journey and they were really invaluable, considering on how tight a schedule we were on. They scheduled up some tours for us on the few off travel days we had (Bejing and Guilen), but one of the big things they did was provide drivers and guides at each arrival and departure we had. china odyssey tours logo

China is not the easiest country to get around in. While I had been there before, during my round-the-world trip, it still is not the easiest county to get around in. Off the sixty or so countries I have been in during the last three years, China is right up at the top of “least use of English from the locals.”

While China is currently embarking in a massive effort, like most effects on any topic they embark on, to teach their citizens English, it has seemed to me that there are few people over 30 that speak any English at all.

Most cabbies are over 30. Ergo some of the difficulty of traveling there.

My Chinese visa is good for an unlimited number of entries for a 12 month period. I really enjoy China a lot, so expect to see me back there before that visa runs out in 2012. In the meantime, I hope you enjoy a few amusing signs that I saw while I was there.

no occupying while stabling sign on china train

Loved this sign on the high-speed train

 

success in life from learning english in china

Perhaps success in life in the next few decades is learning Mandarin

 

common people glasses sign in china

don't be going and getting and rich people glasses for me

 

california noodles sign in china

because when I am in Beijing, I want... California food

 

relics sign in china

Striding apparently is inconsistent with respect. Remember it. Live it.

 

 

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  1. Reine October 26, 2011 at 11:10 am #

    The first sign has to be the oddest one…what is “stabling” and why would you do it in the washroom?! :|

  2. The Travel Chica October 26, 2011 at 12:05 pm #

    Gotta love the signs in Asia.
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  3. Mica October 26, 2011 at 12:08 pm #

    These are funny. I especially like the last one. Mike says the funniest Chinglish is in the tech manuals. We can discuss further funny Chinglish over beers when you get here!
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  4. Jenna October 26, 2011 at 2:02 pm #

    lol. I always enjoy reading signs like these. Well, at least they try to post things so others can understand! In many places, there are no English translations.
    I haven’t been to China, so I can’t comment on how much the general population speaks English, but I can comment on the Chinese people coming to the U.S.– their English is overall much better now than it was even 5 or 10 years ago.
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  5. Amanda October 26, 2011 at 2:05 pm #

    Hahaha, stabling? Still stumped on that one. But I love posts like this! Things getting lost in translation will never cease to be funny, no matter how many times I see them.
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  6. Baron's October 26, 2011 at 5:22 pm #

    Superb…did you actually take this photos? what kind of camera you got ?
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  7. Sally October 26, 2011 at 9:56 pm #

    Where is that McDonald’s? I want to go to there.
    P.S. When are you coming to Wuxi to visit? We have the THIRD LARGEST LAKE IN CHINA! And there’s me. Surely, this is a must-see location. SURELY.

  8. Jenna October 27, 2011 at 2:08 am #

    I worked in an apparel company and we had to be so careful of our French-Canadian translations on clothing hangtags. Once we were trying to say a material was impervious to moisture, and it came out sounding like impervious to urine! Language mishaps are always good for a laugh – thanks!
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  9. Audrey | Uncornered Market October 27, 2011 at 4:06 am #

    I secretly hope that the Chinglish and corresponding signs in China won’t go away anytime soon. They do add to the travel experience there :)

    As an aside, I’m jealous about your 12-month multiple entry visa. How did you manage that??
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  10. Holgs October 27, 2011 at 9:42 pm #

    Always interesting to see photos from places that you’ve been previously, especially when they change in a dramatic way! Here’s what Yangshuo looked like in 2007 before McDonalds moved in: http://www.veoelmundo.com/yangshuo-china-after I didn’t see that coming!
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  11. Pete October 28, 2011 at 2:04 am #

    Hehe, I love the USA California Beef Noodles. Brilliant.
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  12. Ayngelina October 28, 2011 at 3:39 am #

    I read prior to the Olympics Beijing went around and fixed all the signs, it was kind of sad as that is one of the light-hearted moments in travel – and we all need them.
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  13. DTravelsRound October 28, 2011 at 12:13 pm #

    Love it!! :) Great signs. English/success in life, there’s a new one …

  14. jenjenk November 2, 2011 at 9:21 am #

    Hilarious!!

    That Mickey D’s photo in the backdrop of that gorgeous setting is WRONG, though!!

  15. 50+ and on the Run November 2, 2011 at 3:41 pm #

    I love these. Coincidence–I just posted some Engrish signs from my trip (and two from Texas!):
    http://www.50plusandontherun.com/2011/11/eleven-funny-signs.html
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  16. Jack Mitraa November 3, 2011 at 12:37 am #

    Well said….’Success in Life in the next few decades…is in learning Mandarin’…..

  17. Camels & Chocolate November 6, 2011 at 9:51 am #

    I’m in China right now and I will echo the not-being-able-to-get-around-easy sentiment. Also, I feel like I’m in a minority here, but I don’t really like China one bit. I’m ready to get out of here and move onto Japan!

    • Michael Hodson November 13, 2011 at 7:26 pm #

      I think China can be tough on travelers for sure. I had some “hate it” moments there also, especially with the crowds and sometimes, shockingly, with some of the food.

  18. California traveler January 4, 2012 at 9:14 pm #

    LOL! My daughter and I used to have the MOST fun by writing out blocks of text (how to do something) or putting in descriptions of movies or sometimes song lyrics, translating them into Chinese with a translation program, then translating the results back into English. We literally laughed for hours …
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  19. budapeste gezi yerleri August 22, 2012 at 2:15 pm #

    :) )) five star mcdonalds next to lake. This is really cool
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  20. Ilya February 15, 2013 at 3:42 pm #

    Ha. Great pictures. Very similar to what we saw in China. You can see these fun things throughout Asia. In Malaysia we noticed a sign that said “Closed for 1 day”….yup :) .

    And another great one was a street sign in Chinese (on Penang Island) where they showed an official translation that said “Street of the lowest grade prostitutes”….well, so you know :) .

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