Easily winning the award for the most intentionally “in your face” interview yet in the Lucky 13 series, come meet the incredibly reserved, demure and standoffishly polite Lindsay Hogg. Lindsay and I have had more than a few insult war exchanges on Twitter and I have to say… tread lightly if you take her on. This tiny one has some sharp verbal fangs.
And I think she is hilarious.
Hogga, as she likes to be called whilst you insult her on her meager and pathetic dating life (yea, this isn’t going to be a completely one way post), has a couple things going on right now on the interwebs. Her travel website is The Traveler and she just recently started a site with her cartoons/comics called Chicken Chunk. Go check her stuff out and follow her on Twitter and in the meantime, grab a floatation devise for your safety and enjoy her answers to the Lucky 13:
Hogga goes for guys with beards
1. dead historical figure you’d most likely want to hoist a pint with?
Zeus. I would totally tap that. I hear he likes mortals (got it in the bag!). WORD.
2. when is the last time you got sick?
I threw up in February 2011, while visiting my family in Florida. (I know, that much family time can make anyone ill).
3. most disturbing book or movie you’ve read/seen?
I don’t read or watch disturbing movies. Why would I do that? It would just upset me. Where’s the ‘dislike’ button for this question?
Hogga's true dream date
4. Fill in the blank: I will go see any movie that _______ is in.
SANTA CLAUSE!!!!! Except the Jim Carey version of The Grinch. That movie made me violently angry. They changed around the whole story line. IT WAS STUPID AND I HATE IT. The original cartoon version is my all time favorite.
5. Most vivid childhood memory.
Riding my tricycle away from my mom. I wasn’t supposed to ride it around the corner, but chose to do so anyway. She came chasing after me, went to grab the back and broke her thumb. BUHA! Try to catch me on my mutha-fking-tricyclie, yo ass get broken biznatch!
6. Worst grade you ever got in school, and in what class?
I failed a class in University. Mostly because I didn’t hand in the final assignment worth 50% of my mark. Oppsie-doodles. I was being a subconscious artist, we’re weird like that sometimes. I would rather have failed than have anyone view this horrid piece of shit art I had produced.
Hogga fantasized Barry Gibb was her first...
7. Worst pick-up line you’ve ever heard?
“I wanna tickle you down there with my furry beard”
8. My Mom and Dad are never going to read this, so I can now admit I lied to them in a huge way about __________.
I know it may come as a surprise everyone. But…. I’m NOT REALLY A VIRGIN.
Haha, in all seriousness, I don’t really lie about much to the rents. Maybe when I was younger, sneaking my boyfriend in late or stealing their booze. Like they didn’t notice half a bottle of rum missing or that I was stoned when I came home from ‘hanging out at the park’… pffft please!
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9. John, Paul, George or Ringo. Choose.
Chuck Norris
10. Who is your favorite fat person?
Do do doooo… Oh look, something shiny! What were you saying? Something about fat people? BORED. I don’t know the answer to this question… ‘What is Texas’
11. Travel book you most wish you’d “lived through.”
Why would you ask me this question? You know I don’t read books.
I will change this question to “11. Would you rather have super strength or super intelligence?”
Super strength obviously! Then I could just beat up the smart people… wait, that’s what I do already. STOP ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS!
13. What question do you most fear from St. Peter at the Pearly Gates?
“What’s the secret password?”
Ahhh shit, uhhhh I forgot to write it down… what was it again?
Fluffy Bunny, wait no… ummm… The Fat Man Stands Alone…???? Seriously dude, can you please just let me in? It took, like, FOREVER to get here and I’m really tired, I need a nap.
Hhaha.. I forgot what I wrote for everything, it’s awesome going back and laughing at my own jokes… I’m probably the only one laughing aren’t i?
Well this is embarrassing!
This is was one of the funniest interviews so far. Been following her for a while now & love her even more now!!!
PS> What do you have against Texas??? We aren’t all fat down there…
HAHA… I did not mean it towards your size at all! I guess Texas really has some body issues huh?
I heart Hogga. Seriously one of the funniest ladies on the net. Great answers!! I’m with ya on #3 & #8 and I can’t believe your mom broke her thumb trying to catch you! lol
HAHA! Serves her right! She knows better now…
I’ve overdosed on funny for the day. Thank you.
This was supposed to be “Interview with Hogga McAwesomesauce” WTF MIKE!
HOGGA!
And I’m on the Texas train man…. FO’ LIFE! <3
Awesome interview – this was hillarious!
Lindsay is one of my favorite people and so, I really enjoyed this! She’s someone who’s truly funny 24/7… I was slightly disappointed not to see the title as “Interview with Hogga McAwesomesauce” since I know that’s what she prefers…lol.
So, Lindsay… re: Zeus…do you mean the dude in that new movie that’s out? Also–I’m glad you didn’t answer Ringo. Phew… 🙂
What new movie? Are you thinking of Thor? Because I would totally sex him up too… I mean Zeus as in the God of all Gods, his ‘special power’ has something to do with lightning? I dunno haha.
Anywhoo… No Ringo don’t worry. When faced with a question you are unsure of, always answer Chuck Norris. This is all the advice I can give you. Ever.
Oh, it’s Thor? LOL. He’s hot, isn’t he? I dunno about the lightning either. Good advice re: Chuck. Will keep that in mind! 🙂
PS: I could see some ChickenChunk stuff re: these men/gods….
I thought that this interview was distasteful and crossed more lines then Lindsey Lohan at a Charlie Sheen house party. Seriously people, get serious, this is travel not chucky cheeses, have some class, Someone needs to wash your mouth out with soap and then give you time out.
On another note, ok, that was really funny… but don’t tell my mom I thought so.
How dare you try to trick me.
Fun interview! I’m a bit perplexed by the Chuck Norris crush though. Are you a huge “Walker, Texas Ranger” fan? 😉
I dont have a crush on Chuck… well I wouldn’t kick him outta bed either. But he’s the answer to all questions you don’t know the answer too…
Thus, you really do know the answer because it’s “Chuck Norris”
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I love that you trash questions you don’t like.
ChickenChunk is my favourite new web site, mostly because I hate the header on your other one!
haha. im re-doing all the comics on chickenchunk, so the header will just have to wait.
Hilarious interview!! 🙂
Are you a huge “Walker, Texas Ranger” fan? This is all the advice I can give you.